she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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