It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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