Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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