and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Damn victory sex feels great
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