clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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