Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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