it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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