He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm sobbing to NWA
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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