when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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