Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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