If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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