Don't make out with my wife yet
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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