all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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