somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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