I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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