this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
