we're blogging at a bar
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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