wakey wakey hands off snakey
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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