your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You just made me feel so damn special
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize
