Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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