I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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