Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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