I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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