I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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