i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
