hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
