i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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