The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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