It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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