Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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