I'm lost and stupid without you.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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