Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
How's work?
Spinning.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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