i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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