PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
