you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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