CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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