Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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