I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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