Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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