My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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