I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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