i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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