i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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