Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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