ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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