He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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