we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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