i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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