This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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