I wish I could teleport
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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